21 de mai de 2010

Sessão Ohrwurm de Sexta-Feira [8]

Postado por Zoi de Tandera



Ohrwurms se tornam MUITO mais efetivos se exibidos com a letra

Letra de Tetris

ONE TWO THREE FOUR
Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box
Come down like falling bricks
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows
That they made this game for chicks (HEY!)

Mom just loves to flip and stack
Grandma says this shit is like crack! (Well it is!)

This is the game girls deserve, there is no learning curve
Which makes it great for noobs
It will fill you with glee, especially if you have a vaj and boobs (HEY!)

Your mom loves it
Mine does too
Call me sexist, bitch it's still true (just kidding about the bitch part)

Deep in a girl's dainty brain, there's a spot near a vein
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (SING!)

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
WE LOVE TETRIS, LA LA LA LA

Here is a trick I have learned
To avoid getting burned
When you piss off your chick

If you sing this on key,
Immediately she'll forget that you're a dick (Try it!)

LA LA LA LA (I'm still mad.) LA LA LA (Is that the Tetris song?)
LA LA LA LA (I love tetris!) LA LA LA (Im happy now.)

Tetris helps when chicks want to neuter us (Snip, snip, snip)
If you love it, you probably have a uterus!

5 comentários:

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Charles disse...

Pew Man Fu studios is run solely by Charlemange Fezza. I made my first machinima, "Goodbye Holly" in May 2007. I had no previous editing or filming experience before this. It was almost completely self-taught.

I specialize in visualizing the music of male 60's & 70's recording artists. I normally try to contact the artist or their management first to make sure they are comfortable with this type of media. I then make a cartoony 3D image of the artist or band and make a music video based upon my own visualization of the song.

http://larryhovis.net/charlemange/about.php

Charles disse...

The Pretty Things - "Cries From The Midnight Circus" (Live on Beat Club!)

http://bedazzled.blogs.com/bedazzled/the_pretty_things/

Hottest Musicians Fan Club disse...

A Guitar Man of Belo Horizonte

He's a self taught musician. Start playing guitar with 9 years old. But he isn't playing all these years. He restart to play seriously in 2.001.

Websites: http://www.myspace.com/xaxaportilho

http://www.youtube.com/user/xaxaportilho

Hottest Musicians Fan Club disse...

--- Super Tips!

Instrumental Guitar Melody

http://instrumentalmelody.monsite.orange.fr/

Joe Satriani Clinic Ibanez Always With Me, Always With You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TW1Nqrm33E0#!q=Joe%20Satriani